Wren + Glory 'OLDEST Child' Painted HoodieWren + Glory Hand Painted Oldest Child Hoodie Rules? Yeah, blame the oldest child. This oversized black distressed hoodie is a witty nod to sibling dynamics, hand painted with bold white lettering that reads: OLDEST CHILD im the reason we have rules The text runs diagonally across the back, giving it a striking, statement making design. Each hoodie is hand painted to order by Gloria and her team in their NYC studio, then signed with the iconic